SERIOUS WARNING: DOG MAY HUMP YOU. Indoor Door Mat Colour:White we present the Artefact Edition

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Give your guests a clear (and hilarious) serious warning about the enthusiastic nature of your four-legged friend

The Gift That Requires No Explanation: Except it absolutely does

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SERIOUS WARNING: DOG MAY HUMP YOU. Indoor Door Mat Colour:White we present the Artefact EditionGive your guests a clear (and hilarious) serious warning about the enthusiastic nature of your four legged friend! This rude dog door mat is the ultimate statement piece for pet owners who embrace the chaotic, slightly embarrassing reality of dog ownership. Featuring the unforgettable text, "SERIOUS WARNING: DOG MAY HUMP YOU," this mat is guaranteed to get a massive laugh and perhaps even a nervous giggle from your visitors. It's the ideal naughty